Texts From Last Night

If you’ve ever wanted to eavesdrop on crazy text message exchanges, here’s your chance. TextsFromLastNight.com has a whole bonanza of anonymous, reader-submitted texts on timely topics like Bea Arthur, swine flu (STD or no?), and hooking up in a McDonalds parking lot.

Here are a few of the choicest submissions from the past couple days:

(619): Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier…not pregnant!

(201): she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.

(561): Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that’s a good sign.

(317): Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.

(760): can “i’m close!” be our safe word(s)?
(760): oh geez, wrong person.

(774): im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
(508): I dont have a dog?
(774): WTF

(301): Bea Arthur died yesterday
(240): You shut your stupid mouth
(301): Betty White is next, I just know it.
(240): Betty White will never die! She’s like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.

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